Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha
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| wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox! |
| The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? |
| Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!! |
| It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! |
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake? |
| Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all! |
| i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again |
| A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
| i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg |
You're Attractive Gorgeous y Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you're becoming more like me everyday! |
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u? |
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem! |
| I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning y cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION |
| 3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds |
| 5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird! |
Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next? |
| God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you Y |
Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text |
| Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!! |
| girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! |
| im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up |
| i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom |
