Sardarji is buying a TV.
Sardarji :- "Do you have colour TVs?"
Dealer:- "Sure."
Sardarji :-"Give me a green one, please."
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." |
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up. |
Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, et cetera.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes |
Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge
one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily exclaims:
"71st and *again* barefoot!" |
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kms a day
for 300 days, he would loose 34 kgs.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report
he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home." |
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are at a railway station.
Hari asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the clerk.
"Can I?" asks Gani |
Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat.
His friend asks him, "Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyun lag raha
hai?
Cinema hi to hai."
Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata." |
Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai..
Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre
haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado.
Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.
Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do
ghadi ka mehmaan hai. |
Raabert : Baas, Sona kahan hai? (Where is the gold?)
Ajeet : Saara beach hamaara hai. Kahi bhee so jao raabert. |
Ajeet : Is gaddaar ko shaampein mein dubaa do.
Raabert : Lekin kyon, baas?
Ajeet : 'Shame se' nahin to 'Pain' se mar jaayega... |
Mona comes in with a proposal to get married
Mona : Baas, Humne Toni se shaadi karni hai
Ajeet : Mona yeh bilkul nahi ho sakta
Mona : Lekin baas, yeh kyon?
Ajeet : Mona, tumne agar Toni se shaadi ke to yahan bahut monatony ho jaigi. |
Mona goes ahead, gets married and has twin boys
Raabert : Baas, Mona ke judwa ladkae hua hai.
Ajeet : Theek hai humne inke naam bhi soch liye pehle ka Peter aur
doosra Repeater
Later, Mona has twin girls
Raabert : Baas, Mona ke judwa ladkiya hua hai.
Ajeet : Theek hai humne inke naam bhi soch liye - pehli ka Kate aur
doosri DupliKate |
A piece entitled ' In praise of Laloo Yadav ' , says :
They have Hawala , We have Gowala ,
They have Hulla-Balloo , We have Laloo,
They have a Pouting P.M. , We have a Shouting C.M.,
They have a Beta , We have a Saala. |
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library
and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story
whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who
took our phone book." |
A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is RS. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.
"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall." |
| A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do. |
| Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test." |
