It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful
- Anton Szandor LaVey

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle

In the spring I asked the daisies If his words were true, And the clever, clear-eyed daisies Always knew. Now the fields are brown and barren, Bitter autumn blows, And of all the stupid asters Not one knows.
- Sara Teasdale

You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.
- Charlie Acord

Where's my jacket? I've looked everywhere! Under the bed, over my chair, on the stairs, on the hall floor, in the kitchen. It's just not anywhere....Oh HERE it is! Who put it in the stupid closet!?
- Calvin

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- Sam Levenson

If I were asked to enumerate ten educational stupidities, the giving of grades would head the list... If I can't give a child a better reason for studying than a grade on a report card, I ought to lock my desk and go home and stay there.
- Dorothy De Zouche

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him
- Michael, 14

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt
- Bertrand Russell

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.
- Dean Cain

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
- Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet] (1694 - 1778)

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
- Albert Einstein

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
- Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)

China is a big country with a lot of chinese people living there.
- Charles De Gaulle

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, ism, stupid guys, and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?
- Unknown